I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. cast photo
via Zap2it: “‘Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.’ officially picked up at ABC; get your first look at the cast”
#even distribution of men and women #even #distribution #of #men #and #women
consulting-time-lord-in-impala:
can the hannibal fandom please eat Metatron
LION KING BLOOPERS
These are actual bloopers from the cast while they recording, and they were later animated.
HIGH MUFASA ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH
I needed this in my life.
if you don’t want this on your blog, i’m judging you
Mufasa is such a diva.
Uehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… Uehhhhhhh… Keep rolling. Uehhhhhhhhhhh.
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
If you don’t reblog this you’ll never meet Tom Hiddleston
Well, I’m certainly not tempting THAT fate.
came up on my dash, so i have to reblog it even if it’s mine
I tried to scroll past but…what if…
honestly … I was too afraid for not reblog …
The things I reblog for Tom Hiddleston…
I chance nothing
you little shit
If only all men were like this.
If men were all like this the world population rate would be so slow
There are guys like this you’re just too busy putting them in the fucking friend zone to see that
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reblog for the comment
Oh hell no you better listen the fuck up dickwads
I was about to go to sleep and then this bullshit showed up on my dash and you have all earned yourselves fedoras so sit down, shut up, and educate your stupid asses.
“Putting them in the friendzone”? I’m sorry did you mean “I was nice to a girl and I cared about her and I’m bitter because she didn’t want me back?” Or was it “I believe that if I love another person they’re a bitch for just wanting to be friends.” Perhaps it was “I treated her (or pretended to, rather) like a person instead of a sexual object and now she’s not being a sexual object for me like I deserve.” No, wait, it’s “friendship with a girl makes me angry because I’m a self-entitled shithead who feels like if I want to be with a girl she has to accept that regardless of her feelings or else she’s a total bitch.”
The friendzone is the concept that a girl wanting to be your friend is somehow this inherently awful thing. Like, wow, did it occur to you that she thought you were, I dunno, FRIENDS? Did it occur to you that maybe she doesn’t feel romantically towards you but she still wants you to be part of her life because she thinks you’re a great person? I mean, if this is your reaction you’re wrong, because if you think friendzoning is a thing then clearly you’re a fucktrumpet but that’s beside the point.
Women are not machines you put niceness coins into until sex comes out. There are no punchcards to fill out to get to sex that you are apparently entitled to.
There is no friendzone, there are only people who don’t know how to behave like they’re not five-year-olds who don’t know how to take “no” for an answer.
Now I’m going to sleep. Disrespectful misogynistic asswagons.
Fireworks
Nicholas Hooper
HARRY POTTER FAN. JUST PRESS PLAY
That moment when your face just lights up and you smile uncontrollably.
^ accurate
ME LIKE
FIRE LORD BEYONCE
THE FIRE NATION’S TRUE RULER
W O W
But then, everything changed when the single ladies attacked…
reblogging for that last comment.
lava poured over ice
This is a preposterous amount of lava.
“what did you do today?”
“made lava and poured it on ice for science”
#nerdboner
Holy fuck! What did they do, rob a volcano on their way to Antarctica?
btw if you listen to the people at the beginning you can hear some guy say i am one with the lava
I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling and crying to myself as I watch my favorite tv shows, than being out in the uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the good time of my life with boring people, who don’t know a thing about me, who don’t care about me, who do pointless things.
